Where our motto is “If you don’t need it, we’ve got it!” Specializing in the finest selection of utterly useless products, we’re dedicated to helping you fill your life with items that serve no purpose whatsoever.

From our revolutionary Left-Handed Coffee Mug    (perfect for right-handed folks) to the Ultimate Air      Guitar (no strings attached), our inventory is a treasure    trove of absurdity. Looking for a Screen Door for  your submarine? We’ve got you covered! Feeling Lonely, how about a Pet rock?