{"id":95,"date":"2024-10-28T20:34:32","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T20:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/?page_id=95"},"modified":"2024-11-17T18:38:23","modified_gmt":"2024-11-17T18:38:23","slug":"toys-games","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/?page_id=95","title":{"rendered":"Toys \/ Games"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"95\" class=\"elementor elementor-95\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-08a4a90 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"08a4a90\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-dbe0150 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"dbe0150\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-aa0896b elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"aa0896b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"455\" height=\"548\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/useless_man_doll-removebg-preview.png\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-200\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/useless_man_doll-removebg-preview.png 455w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/useless_man_doll-removebg-preview-249x300.png 249w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1099bd8 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"1099bd8\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f8cb3ac e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"f8cb3ac\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fc5ef05 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"fc5ef05\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-186efb7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"186efb7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Featured<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-db29151 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"db29151\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">The Useless Man Doll<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c02cfe6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"c02cfe6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Introducing the <strong>Useless Man Doll\u2122<\/strong> \u2013 the toy that does absolutely <em>nothing<\/em>, just like the real thing. This revolutionary product is perfect for anyone who\u2019s ever wished for a companion who\u2019s great at looking busy but is actually completely incapable of doing anything remotely helpful.<\/p><p>The <strong>Useless Man Doll\u2122<\/strong> features all the classic qualities you\u2019ve come to expect:<\/p><ul><li><strong>No Action:<\/strong> It doesn\u2019t talk, move, or even pretend to be interested in anything you say.<\/li><li><strong>Zero Productivity:<\/strong> No cooking, no cleaning, no laundry. 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Why waste precious time on the toilet when you could be getting in some practice on your putting game? With the <strong>Potty Putter\u2122<\/strong>, you can perfect your short game without ever leaving the bathroom.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d58e1b0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"d58e1b0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">ONLY $19.99<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6e2ec75 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"6e2ec75\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-023be88 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"023be88\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1a0375d e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"1a0375d\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c5e8fa3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"c5e8fa3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Goldfish Walker<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-da6d32b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"da6d32b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Introducing the <strong>Goldfish Walker\u2122<\/strong> \u2013 because your goldfish deserves to <em>get out more<\/em> too! 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