{"id":60,"date":"2024-10-28T20:16:57","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T20:16:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/?page_id=60"},"modified":"2024-11-17T19:46:20","modified_gmt":"2024-11-17T19:46:20","slug":"apparel","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/?page_id=60","title":{"rendered":"Apparel"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"60\" class=\"elementor elementor-60\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cc04b3f e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"cc04b3f\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-534500e e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"534500e\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e179ac1 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"e179ac1\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/umbrelle-shoes.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-238\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/umbrelle-shoes.jpg 500w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/umbrelle-shoes-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5493352 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"5493352\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e9a7fb2 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e9a7fb2\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-989ec49 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"989ec49\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Umbrella Shoes<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a3cabc5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"a3cabc5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"flex-shrink-0 flex flex-col relative items-end\"><div><div class=\"pt-0\"><div class=\"gizmo-bot-avatar flex h-8 w-8 items-center justify-center overflow-hidden rounded-full\"><div class=\"relative p-1 rounded-sm flex items-center justify-center bg-token-main-surface-primary text-token-text-primary h-8 w-8\">Introducing <strong>Umbrella Shoes\u2122<\/strong> \u2013 the ultimate footwear for when you just can\u2019t decide if you want to stay dry <em>or<\/em> stylish. These ingenious shoes combine the functionality of an umbrella with the convenience of a shoe, because why should your feet ever be soggy again?<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-616f2c5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"616f2c5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Only $199.99<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-dad86f9 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"dad86f9\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e401ad4 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e401ad4\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-94c6b02 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"94c6b02\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d439439 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"d439439\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Wine Glass Holder<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f18721c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"f18721c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Introducing the <strong>Wine Glass Holder Necklace\u2122<\/strong> \u2013 because who says you can\u2019t sip and <em>be hands-free<\/em> at the same time? Gone are the days of juggling your drink, phone, and plate of appetizers like a circus performer. With this life-changing invention, you\u2019ll always have your wine ready for a sip\u2014<em>no hands required.<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f0b0d8f elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"f0b0d8f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Only $29.99<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2708d23 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"2708d23\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-78e7658 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"78e7658\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Wine-Glass-Holder.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-239\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Wine-Glass-Holder.jpg 450w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Wine-Glass-Holder-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Wine-Glass-Holder-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b553fd3 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"b553fd3\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8ff881d e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"8ff881d\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-77a90d9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"77a90d9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Toliet-Roll-Hat.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-237\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Toliet-Roll-Hat.jpg 320w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Toliet-Roll-Hat-213x300.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-929f9b5 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"929f9b5\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5531603 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"5531603\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-76dd29a elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"76dd29a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Portable Napkin Hat<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8c4581e elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"8c4581e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Introducing the <strong>Portable Napkin Hat\u2122<\/strong> \u2013 the fashion accessory you never knew you needed, but can\u2019t live without! Tired of the age-old problem of where to stash your napkin at dinner? With the <strong>Portable Napkin Hat\u2122,<\/strong> you can wear your napkin in style, making sure it&#8217;s always within arm\u2019s reach\u2026 right on your head!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-baab1e2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"baab1e2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Only $19.99<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ba47b44 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"ba47b44\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-65348fc e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"65348fc\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb87fe2 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"cb87fe2\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d4364 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"c6d4364\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Pizza Pouch<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-197912e elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"197912e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Introducing the <strong>Portable Pizza Pouch<\/strong>\u2014the ultimate solution for pizza lovers on the go! Whether you&#8217;re heading to a picnic, tailgate, or just want a convenient way to carry your leftover slice, this stylish and practical pouch has you covered.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-695fccb elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"695fccb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Only $7.99<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5161cf1 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"5161cf1\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2308b89 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"2308b89\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"508\" height=\"491\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Pizza_holder-removebg-preview.png\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-174\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Pizza_holder-removebg-preview.png 508w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Pizza_holder-removebg-preview-300x290.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7b2563b e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"7b2563b\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0b35b57 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"0b35b57\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-103508c e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"103508c\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Umbrella Shoes Introducing Umbrella Shoes\u2122 \u2013 the ultimate footwear for when you just can\u2019t decide if you want to stay dry or stylish. 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