{"id":58,"date":"2024-10-28T20:16:10","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T20:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/?page_id=58"},"modified":"2024-11-13T20:22:24","modified_gmt":"2024-11-13T20:22:24","slug":"best-sellers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/?page_id=58","title":{"rendered":"Best Sellers"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"58\" class=\"elementor elementor-58\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6823076 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"6823076\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f715dfb elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"f715dfb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Best Sellers <\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5a71c1b elementor-widget elementor-widget-shortcode\" data-id=\"5a71c1b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"shortcode.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-shortcode\"><div id=\"metaslider-id-224\" style=\"width: 100%;\" class=\"ml-slider-3-92-1 metaslider metaslider-flex metaslider-224 ml-slider has-onhover-arrows ms-theme-blend has-dots-nav\" role=\"region\" aria-roledescription=\"Slideshow\" aria-label=\"Best Sellers\">\n    <div id=\"metaslider_container_224\">\n        <div id=\"metaslider_224\">\n            <ul class='slides'>\n                <li style=\"display: block; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-240 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-240\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Avocado-on-a-Stick-1-700x300.webp\" height=\"300\" width=\"700\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-224 slide-240\" title=\"Avocado-on-a-Stick\" \/><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-241 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-241\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Air-Conditioned-Shoes-500x214.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"700\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-224 slide-241\" title=\"Air-Conditioned Shoes\" \/><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-243 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-243\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Goldfish-Walker-500x214.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"700\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-224 slide-243\" title=\"Goldfish Walker\" \/><\/li>\n                <li style=\"display: none; width: 100%;\" class=\"slide-266 ms-image \" aria-roledescription=\"slide\" aria-label=\"slide-266\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Toilet-Golf-500x214.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"700\" alt=\"\" class=\"slider-224 slide-266\" title=\"Toilet Golf\" \/><\/li>\n            <\/ul>\n        <\/div>\n        \n    <\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b36363f e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"b36363f\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e1f0e60 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"e1f0e60\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">THIS IS THE BEST OF THE WORST<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-534e0ac e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"534e0ac\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ddd7fbf e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"ddd7fbf\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9ef20bb elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"9ef20bb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">product of the month:\nAvocado on a stick<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2060b4d elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"2060b4d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Indulge in a unique culinary experience with our avocado toast topped with a twist! Imagine perfectly ripe, creamy avocados spread generously over a slice of artisanal bread, creating a luscious base.<br><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-de36263 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"de36263\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Only $5.99 (USER VOTED)<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ca50773 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"ca50773\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5d13563 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"5d13563\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"481\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Avocado-on-a-Stick.webp\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-216\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Avocado-on-a-Stick.webp 800w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Avocado-on-a-Stick-300x180.webp 300w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Avocado-on-a-Stick-768x462.webp 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0232308 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"0232308\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e976690 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"e976690\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2517b25 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"2517b25\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-50ab192 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"50ab192\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Remote-Control-Headband-.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-233\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Remote-Control-Headband-.jpg 500w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Remote-Control-Headband--300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0e633f8 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"0e633f8\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fef0908 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"fef0908\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-79305b0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"79305b0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Remote Headset<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b3a45ca elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b3a45ca\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Introducing the <strong>Velcro Smart Remote Headset<\/strong>, the ultimate solution for hands-free convenience and seamless control. This innovative headset features a soft, adjustable Velcro band that securely holds your remote when you need it, giving you instant access without fumbling around.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f761ae4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"f761ae4\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">ONLY $19.99<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-65f3641 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"65f3641\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ea19a87 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"ea19a87\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-04da664 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"04da664\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4e81c39 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4e81c39\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Baby Mop<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f86597a elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"f86597a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Introducing the <strong>Baby Mop\u2122<\/strong>\u2014because why let your little one sit there when they could be <em>working<\/em>? This adorable, pint-sized cleaning machine is the perfect way to get your baby to &#8220;help&#8221; around the house. With soft microfiber mop cloths attached to the arms and legs, your baby will leave a sparkling trail wherever they crawl.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f2b5615 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"f2b5615\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">ONLY $25.99<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cae35e8 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"cae35e8\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-de58b7e elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"de58b7e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Baby-Mop.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-227\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Baby-Mop.jpg 500w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Baby-Mop-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0fc1411 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"0fc1411\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-38c111d e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"38c111d\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c52cbea elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"c52cbea\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"350\" src=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Diet-water-.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-229\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Diet-water-.jpg 500w, https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Diet-water--300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-15552e4 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"15552e4\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6602d94 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"6602d94\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1e5454c elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1e5454c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Diet Water<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-981ccdd elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"981ccdd\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Introducing <strong>Diet Water\u2122<\/strong> \u2013 the latest innovation in hydration for those who want to stay &#8220;fit&#8221; without sacrificing a single drop! Forget about the calories in regular water; with <strong>Diet Water\u2122<\/strong>, we\u2019ve removed them all. That\u2019s right\u2014zero calories, zero guilt, and absolutely zero effort. It&#8217;s like water\u2026 but better.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1af43c2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1af43c2\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Six pack is only:    $39.99 (Due to inflation)<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3bb3da9 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"3bb3da9\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5f5cb1d e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"5f5cb1d\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d399056 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"d399056\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Best Sellers THIS IS THE BEST OF THE WORST product of the month: Avocado on a stick Indulge in a unique culinary experience with our avocado toast topped with a twist! 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