{"id":100,"date":"2024-10-28T20:36:51","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T20:36:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/?page_id=100"},"modified":"2024-11-17T19:47:31","modified_gmt":"2024-11-17T19:47:31","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/uselessproducts.ethanmacneil.com\/?page_id=100","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"100\" class=\"elementor elementor-100\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-98f8774 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"98f8774\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-699aff3 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"699aff3\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3b5f1f3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"3b5f1f3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Useless Co.<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ebd4847 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"ebd4847\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>At <strong>Useless Co.<\/strong>, we understand that true innovation isn\u2019t about practicality \u2013 it\u2019s about making people laugh, question their life choices, and wonder <em>who<\/em> would buy this stuff. 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